Celimene, I think I have found the man who could match your charm and flirtatiousness, not to mention your ability to lead people on. This is the man who could break YOUR heart instead of you breaking his. I wonder what would happen if you and this man met…Surely it would produce some outcome all of Paris would be talking about, for “your behavior, madam, is misleading…it makes a bad impression, giving rise to ugly gossip and obscene surmise.”
My dear Arsinoe, since you felt I must meet him so badly I took your advice and went on a date with him. “Yes he ‘s a wonderful talker, who has the art of telling you nothing in a great harangue. There ‘s never any point to what ne says; ‘t is only noise to which we listen.” He was a horribly uninteresting, but quite charming at the same time.
Incredible! You’ve finally found a mirror image of yourself! I truly congratulate you on that ;)